How many times
did you fold it
before it drowned?

SEA-LEVEL SURVEY · ORDNANCE DATUM 0.00 m OD · answer once, sink accordingly

Pick your crease. There are 186. Every fold takes a tidbit and leaves it deader.

There is no wrong answer, only different altitudes of wrong. The 81st still gnashes. Tails is where the paper wants to go.

A